At the end of It All, the experts will tally up my stats and find:
-I always thought LeVar Burton looked stranger without the visor.
-My love of Shakespeare’s Macbeth was disproportionate to my ability to memorize any of its lines.
-I forgot the doggy bag more often by far than remembered it.
-I appreciated classical music, but there was never a time when I heard the Barber of Seville, the William Tell Overture, or that scene from The Valkyrie without hearing Looney Tunes lyrics.
-I spent a total of 175 316.255 hours sitting at a red light at the corner of Windsor and Forest avenue, even though there were no other cars using the intersection.
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