Saturday, November 12, 2005

Wedding announcement in the only publications that really matter:


After traveling to Ireland to buy presents for all their friends, Steve and his bride, Aly, will make their home somewhere on planet earth, so long as it allows little yappy dogs. Steve will make his millions as a manager in some high falootin’ bank or something and Aly is to become the first person ever to pass the bar in all 50 states and whatever the equivalent is in Canadia. They are to be married next week amongst loving friends and family and then will drink like it is their job and dance like they’re good at it. The second most important decision they made after his FINALLY proposing to begin with) was to include Michael Garvey as a groomsman because, let’s face it, he looks damn good in a tux. The bridegroom is a graduate of college (both “clown” and “barber”) and the bride has obtained a degree from the school of hard knocks.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh. my. god.

this may be better than my dog's website.

(seriously, though? you totally made me cry. and for saying i went to the "college of hard knocks". next week i. will. be. a. MESS.)

Anonymous said...

I would also like to clarify that the bridegroom is an adonis and contrary to eroneous reports he studied at the school of hard knockers, not the brail or other less specialized barber colleges. His interest enjoy glowering, matlock and being an all around curmudgeon. Though he does like little dogs......BUT NOTHING ELSE. He does not enjoy spell checking either.