1 year ago
Sunday, February 26, 2006
She was destined.
PR Rep #1: Right, so we have a new athlete client who wants a stage name. Any ideas?
PR Rep #2: "Engelbert Humperdinck"?
PR Rep #1: No - it needs to sounds more like her sport. I was thinking we just take two words - one implying gun, the second indicating speed - and use those. Thoughts?
PR Rep #2: "Canon Octane"?
PR Rep #1: "Pistol Delorean"?
PR Rep #2: "Shotgun Transmission"?
PR Rep #1: "Trigger Fasty"?
PR Rep #2: I got it! How about "Uzi Diesel"?
PR Rep #1: Perfect! Just make it sound more German, and I think we've got ourselves a winner.
House lights fade to black.
Posted by Mike Garvey at 2/26/2006 02:34:00 PM