Sunday, February 26, 2006

She was destined.

PR Rep #1: Right, so we have a new athlete client who wants a stage name. Any ideas?

PR Rep #2: "Engelbert Humperdinck"?

PR Rep #1: No - it needs to sounds more like her sport. I was thinking we just take two words - one implying gun, the second indicating speed - and use those. Thoughts?

PR Rep #2: "Canon Octane"?

PR Rep #1: "Pistol Delorean"?

PR Rep #2: "Shotgun Transmission"?

PR Rep #1: "Trigger Fasty"?

PR Rep #2: I got it! How about "Uzi Diesel"?

PR Rep #1: Perfect! Just make it sound more German, and I think we've got ourselves a winner.

House lights fade to black.


Esther said...

Haha, Englebert Humperdink. Isn't he dead?

Garvey said...

Sure is. Died in a car accident.

Garvey said...

Not really.