You’ll notice I took down the “- Updated!” function from the friends and influences section on the sidebar. It was an add-on I signed up for through Blog Rolling, and though I had high hopes, it just wasn’t working out.
Imagine how lousy I felt when I read this and, alas, no “- Updated!” magically appeared next to my wife’s blog? Well, f that s.
By the way, I compared my wife to Droopy Dog this morning. No, not in looks or speech impediments, or because she has musical fleas, but in her omnipresence. At 11:51am, I dropped said wife off at the mechanics to pick up her father’s car. I immediately jumped on a camel, which took me to a taxi cab, which drove me to the airport, which flew me to a rocket, which broke the sound barrier getting to her parents’ house. And she still beat me there, having never passed me.
Luckily, during that time, I didn’t have to cap any pens.
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