Alright, everyone, Survey Time. The person who wins will have my child named after them. No, wait, upon advice from my wife, this is not a good idea. The person who wins will have my child’s favorite stuffed animal named after them.
Little Harvey Garvey is due in exactly 17 days, and the boy/girl guesses are about evenly split right now. Wanna make a prediction? Fill in the blanks below, and either leave a comment here or email me at firstname.lastname@example.org with your answers. Highest point count wins!
Legal Mumbo Jumbo: All submissions due by The Birthday or 7/13/06, whichever is first. If the young'n decides that the toy named after the winner of this contest is no longer his/her favorite once given your name, too bad for you, loser. Better luck with the survey for my next child.
1. Date of birth? (5 pts)
2. Time of birth? (5 pts)
3. Birth weight? (of the baby, not me.) (5 pts)
4. Gender? (10 pts)
5. First swear word Lisa utters during labor? (1 pt)
6. First drink Lisa asks for after labor? (1 pt)
7. Best description for Uncle Louis? a) wept tears of joy like a little girl, b) cried openly like niagara falls, or c) didn't cry until he was somehow roped into buying the first drink Lisa asked for after labor (1 pt)
1 year ago