An event like this always gets me excited – the grandness of it all. Yeah, yeah, there’s the whole “’till death do us part” stuff, but I’m talking about the party. These are people who know how to throw a shin-dig, and I knew as soon as I heard they were engaged that the event would be the stuff of conversation for decades to come. I even got proof of some of it:
I bet you won't try to hang spoons on your noses.
I bet you won’t stick it up your nose.
I bet you won’t drunk dial Bryan.
I bet you won’t fall asleep while sunning yourself between the mass and the reception.
I bet you won’t fall asleep after you make a bed out of chairs in the reception hall.
I bet you won’t dress up in centerpiece flowers.
I bet you won’t dress up as one of the chairs in the reception hall.
I bet you... oh, nevermind, we did it all. Congrats to the happy newlyweds!