A quick equation for you all:
Life post-baby’s arrival ≠ Life pre-baby + baby
See, if you were to take a newborn and fold it efficiently (please don’t), you’d really only have about a half foot of baby, cubed.
But, if you were to take all the stuff said baby comes with after just one of two baby showers, you’d have more than can fit (Tetris-style!) on a dining room table large enough to seat eight comfortably.
2 years ago